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Anti-Twilight Rant Rant Tiem Nao.
WARNING: THIS IS A ANTI-TWILIGHT RANT. IF YOU ENJOY TWILIGHT AT ALL, OR ARE AGAINST ANTIS, PLEASE PRESS THESE TWO BUTTONS ON YOUR KEYBOARD: ALT+F4. Thank you.
Well, a friend who I've know since kindergarten came to school today with a New Moon shit on, and ALL I heard was "OMGOMGOMG I SAW NEW MOON 1 DAY EARLY AND JABOC WAS SOOOOOO HOTTTTTT. WHY DO YOU HATE HIM KAT? YOU'RE SO STUPID. HE SAID LET'S GET MARRIED AND EDWARD WENT TO GERMANY OR SOMETHING(Me: It was Italy. Poor, poor, poor, poor Italy.), BUT WHO CARES. JAKEY-KINS-- THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR HIM--WAS SHIRTLESS ALMOST THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!", and it went on and on and on and on. I say 1, just 1, comment about Hetalia and I get this (From another Twi-Hard "friend"): "OMG, is that all you talk about? You get to talk about that stuff and we can't talk about New Moon? At least New Moon has HOT GUYS (Me: DDDDDDDDDD8). WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS?!?" So, I was pretty much depressed because I got glares from many MANYYYYYY girls. It's amazing how killer 6th/7th/8th grader's glares can be. When I played the "How Many Girls are Wearing a Twi-Realted Thing in the Hour?" game, I got 79 over all. That's about 13 girls per class. What's wrong with this picture? Seriously, now I'm even MORE of a freak. I got elbowed by 3 of my "friends", ranted on about how they listen to my Hetalia ramblings (Which I haven't done in 4 days!), which they don't. I can't talk about anything at home because I'll get, "Why don't you like Twilight?" ~My Mom "Twilight are amazing buuk" ~MY STEP-DAD. Seriously, we can't they see the reality. Twilight is feminist, and let's get one thing straight: Edward is 107. He might be in the body of a 17-year-old pixie, but that still dosen't change his real age. Also, how many high schools had he been to? If you've been in high school for 90+ years, dating is inevitable. How many Bellas have there been? Then, that "true love" is a true HOAX. Also, I've been getting alot of the "It's only because he loves Bella!!!!". If I said that I loved you and then proceeded to shoot you in the head, wouldn't that still be abuse? He "takes control" in many ways. He rescues Bella from danger 9000+ times. S.M. says it's because every girl wants to be protected. Actually, I think if I got married, I would probably be wearing the pants more than my husband-thingy. Well, moving on. He prevents her from seeing her friends. I could go on and on, but let me make a final statement: Twilight is terrible. It's a terrible role model relationship, it teaches kids that Glitter + No Fangs = Vampire, and it teaches same kids to stay up until 4 AM writing the longest thing I think I've ever written on the computer.
Wow. Did I write all of this? Just... Wow.
I really should be sleeping, it's almost 4 AM in my time zone. Enjoy the weekend, everyone!
Isolated
Oh, Ivan. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD
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I LIVE AMERICA/ALFRED'S GLASSES! 8D
Me: I LOVE GERMANY!
Maira: ME TOO!
Maira's Dad: ME TOO!
Me: O_O
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Be the one to stand out
^^ Belarus of Complaintopia.
~vegetablejuiceplz
Icon by ~arthoniel
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I LIVE AMERICA/ALFRED'S GLASSES! 8D
Me: I LOVE GERMANY!
Maira: ME TOO!
Maira's Dad: ME TOO!
Me: O_O
----
Be the one to stand out
^^ Belarus of Complaintopia.
~vegetablejuiceplz
Icon by ~arthoniel
D:
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I LIVE AMERICA/ALFRED'S GLASSES! 8D
Me: I LOVE GERMANY!
Maira: ME TOO!
Maira's Dad: ME TOO!
Me: O_O
----
Be the one to stand out
^^ Belarus of Complaintopia.
~vegetablejuiceplz
Icon by ~arthoniel
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I LIVE AMERICA/ALFRED'S GLASSES! 8D
Me: I LOVE GERMANY!
Maira: ME TOO!
Maira's Dad: ME TOO!
Me: O_O
----
Be the one to stand out
^^ Belarus of Complaintopia.
~vegetablejuiceplz
Icon by ~arthoniel
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